PRODUCT SAFETY ALERT
Dear Abby,
My husband is not happy with my mood swings. So for Christmas he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods.
When I'm in a good mood it turns green.
When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big f---ing red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
Sincerely,
Concerned
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