One day a man spotted a lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared.



"I'll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said.



The man thought for a moment, then said, "I want a spectacular job -- a job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever even dared try."



"Poof!" said the genie.



"You're a housewife."