TWO-TIRED
Blondes don't worry about flat tires because, as they reason... "Heck, it's only flat on the bottom. If I need to go somewhere, I'll just drive on the top half."
BLONDE DILEMMA
A bleached blonde and a natural blonde were on top of the Empire State Building. How do you tell them apart?
The bleached blonde would never throw bread to the helicopters.
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