A blonde police officer pulls over a blonde in a sports car for speeding.
She walks over to the car and asks the blonde driver for some ID.
The blonde driver is searching through her purse and asks the cop, "What does it look like?"
The cop says, "It's that thing with your picture on it."
The blonde driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens it, and sure enough sees her picture.
She hands it to the cop and after a few seconds looking into the compact, the blonde cop rolls her eyes, hands the compact back to the driver and says, "If you had told me you were a police officer when I pulled you over, we could have avoided this whole thing."