A accountant was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up againg and said: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The accountant took the frog out of his pochet, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Againg the accountant took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally the frog asked: "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The accountant said: "Look I'm an accountant. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but talking frog, now that's cool."