While the stock market was at an all-time high, the ups and downs frightened a lot of small investors. One guy went to his financial adviser at the bank and asked if he was worried. He replied that he slept like a baby. He was amazed and asked, "Really? Even with all the fluctuations in the market?" "Yes, that's right," he said. "Just like a baby... I sleep for a couple of hours, then wake up and cry for a couple of hours!"