A teacher asked one of her pupils, "Can you name our
nation's capital?" The reply was, "Washington DC."
When asked what "DC" stood for, the pupil added, "Dot com!"
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I was browsing in a souvenir shop when the man next to me struck up a conversation. Just as he was telling me that his wife was getting carried away with her shopping, a brief power shortage caused the lights to flicker overhead.
"Ah," he sighed, "that must be her checking out now."
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Two kids were trying to figure out what game to play.
One said "Let's play doctor."
"Good idea." said the other. "You operate, and I'll sue."
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As a doctor completed his examination of the patient he said, "I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking."
The patient replied, "In that case I'll come back when you're sober!"
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