Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
Why don't gruntled employees ever make the news?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavoured cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
I just got skylights put in my place. The people in the apartment above me are furious.
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?
Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
What does a little birdie see when it gets knocked unconscious?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?