Q: How do you know that the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas?
A: Anywhere else it would have been a teethbrush!
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Q: What do you call a woman with no arm or leg on one side?
A: Eileen
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"Sally, can you spell 'water' for me?" The teacher asked.
"H I J K L M N 0" answered Sally promptly.
Her teacher looked puzzled. "That doesn't spell 'water.'"
"Sure it does," said Sally. "It's all the letters from H to O."
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Q: How can you tell when your getting old?
A: You have to marinate your Jello.
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